Daddy: *gets out of bed*
Baby girl: Where are you going?
Daddy: Kitchen, come with me.
Baby girl: *rolls onto back* Mmmmno!!!
Daddy: C'mon princess.
Baby girl: mmmmno!!!
Daddy: Okay. I guess I’ll go alone *continues to put clothes on*
Baby girl: Good *rolls up in blanket*
Daddy: And get eaten by a monster.
Baby girl: wait… What?
Daddy: All alone I’m the dark kitchen … Where I will be eaten… By a monster…
Baby girl: *pokes head out of blanket* why?
Daddy: Because I have no princess to protect me.
Baby girl: But you protect me from stuff.
Daddy: Yes, but you keep the monsters away. Monsters are afraid of true beauty.
Baby girl: Oh… I didn’t know that
Daddy: yup, so here I go… All alone… To the kitchen… Where I will be eaten…
Baby girl: w-wait
Daddy: nope here I go *opens door*
Baby girl: *Runs through the door in pajamas* No! C'mon slowpoke let’s go!!!
